Headlines are meant to give people the main details of a news story in a short and quick manner. What they aren’t meant to do is make people laugh. That just happens on accident and we are so happy that it does. Sometimes these headlines are funnier than stuff from actual comedians. Luckily, some of these hilarious headlines end up on Twitter where everyone can view them together. It makes for a good time. We have collected some of these great headlines from the internet. If you are looking for a good time, sit back, scroll, and enjoy these hilarious headlines.
Hero
You won’t know if something works until you give it a try. So, while chicken alfredo may not have been the best option for this guy to use, we can’t be too mad. It’s good stuff! So tasty! But, yeah, chances are he didn’t completely think this plan through. What’s interesting to think about is if he has used chicken alfredo before and it worked on a woman. That would be wild!
This guy probably deserves to be in prison. The undercover officer was probably on a prostitution sting or something. But now we’re hungry for chicken alfredo ourselves! It’s always so good!
Journalism
It’s sad to see where the state of journalism is today. This headline is an example of just the type of people they are hiring to be journalists. Surely this article ran past 1, maybe even 2, editors before getting published. Oh well. Their mistakes make for a funny accident. We’re sure they’ll look back on this one and wish they could have cleaned it up before they put it out.
It is really something special... Almost feels like a collector item. Not often do things this poorly written get published by papers. They are never going to forget this one...
Florida
Florida is a completely different world from the rest of the United States. There’s something in the water poisoning the people down there and making them do the things that they do. We are hoping that this man was just drunk or high on some substance and that’s what drove him to do this. The fear is that he may have been sober. We just hope the people in Florida stay in Florida!
What a state. It’s beautiful and warm, but it is full of the world’s most bizarre people. They should do some scientific studies of why people are the way they are down there.
Lonely
Hey, when you’re lonely, you’ll do anything for a little bit of friendship and camaraderie. We’re not saying that kidnapping people is right, but loneliness drives people to do some really strange things sometimes. This guy must love Yahtzee to have people play for a day and a half. That’s deranged! Where do you even have enough room for 27 people? How do convince 27 people to do what you want?
Holy hell. This dude looks terrifying. We would probably give up and play Yahtzee too if this guy told us to do it. Don’t want to make him too upset!
Birthdays
Cheating and lying is wrong! You should not do either. But sometimes you have to salute a legend when you see one. It honestly doesn’t seem like he was in this to try to hurt the women, he just really enjoys birthday presents. Who can blame him? You always feel the best on your birthday, and it seems to lie this guy just wanted to feel like that all the time.
What a life this man must have been living. We know that he’s a criminal, but he has to be the most organized criminal in the world. How do you not mix the women up?
Hackers
North Korea has some pretty strict laws about everything, so we are sure that this guy is driving them insane. He should probably watch his back, but we applaud him for being consistent in his annoyance. That takes some serious bravery and dedication from this man. We can only imagine that he was an annoying kid when he was younger. His parents are probably not surprised by this at all!
No really think about it, he is living life on the edge. But that’s how most hackers are. There is a good chance he’s done much more hacking than just this...
Crocs
This one is pretty funny! We are a little concerned. Where’s the rest of the person’s body? Did this crocodile eat the man wearing these Crocs and then steal them? That would be insane. Either way, this photo, and the quotes under it are pretty funny too. It’s amazing what silly thing is that people on the internet can come up with in their free time. There are so many comedians out there.
That crocodile is pretty intimidating, even with a shoe in its mouth. We hope that whoever that shoe belongs to, they are alive and well! Maybe the croc is trying to give the shoe back!
Cats
We hope this just happened to be a random cat that popped up during this news segment and not the actual cat that they were after. If not, then we have a much different definition of what we think of as big. This just looks like a regular house cat that got outside somehow. But who knows, news stations love to exaggerate stories. This could just be one of those moments.
Unless this cat has some sharp teeth and claws we kind of want to give it a belly pet. On the second thought, that might be a really bad idea.
Florida Again
Even the pets in Florida are out of control. This parrot nearly set off a bigger reaction than he already did. It does make you wonder why the parrot was saying what it was saying. That’s kind of worrying. We’re sure with the police getting into the house they were really confused about what was going on when they heard that coming from the bird. This probably won’t be the last run-in with the police.
Wow! We don’t think we’ve ever seen something like this before. It’s both amazing and kind of weird. That bird was probably just minding its business, and then boom! The cops kick the door down.
Loophole
This man may be on to something. That’s a loophole if we’ve seen one. No one should ever consume alcohol while in a car. Ever! This guy was in the wrong, and he deserves to be in jail, but we just have to commend him on the creativity of the lie. We haven’t heard that one before. The cops probably even had to take a minute to laugh about that one. People are insane.
Well, this guy deserves to be in prison. Putting people’s lives in jeopardy because you want to drink and drive is always bad. To hell with this guy! Good riddance!
How
How? If this guy doesn’t have an accomplice with him, then he is the most badass criminal in all of human history. Imagine being a cop and you couldn’t catch a guy who literally cannot run. That would be embarrassing. You’d have to rethink your whole career after this one. We wish we had more information about this story because it is insane. Maybe the guy is still on the run!
Well, sometimes you see something that just absolutely blows your mind. This story is one of those things. This world just keeps stranger and strange with each passing day. Wow!
Magical Powers
This makes no sense. But if there is one thing that we know about America, it’s that a lot of things that come from out of it make no sense. The man in the photo must have some sort of magical powers to be able to shoot an officer while being unarmed. That’s a headline for the record books right there. A good editor probably would have caught this mistake! It’s pretty funny!
This one is leaving us a bit confused. We are not really sure if anyone has ever shot someone while also being unarmed. It may be the first time ever!
Quote
It seems like this dude predicted his future. If a person is coming at you with a knife, and they are holding it as they may stab you, there is a good chance that they may stab you! Don’t stand there and ask them any questions. Get out of there. Run! We bet this guy had wished that he had this advice now. We really hope that guy is ok
You won’t catch us asking anyone with a knife if they are planning on stabbing us. We are taking off in the other direction at 100 mph. They’ll have to catch us first.
Disgusting
You do the crime, then you have to do the time. What goes through a person’s mind to steal when a country is in turmoil? You should be looking after one another, making sure that your friends and family are good, but no, you are out stealing stuff. That’s low. This guy probably wishes he had thought about his choices a bit longer before going out and being a thief.
This probably will not be the last time that this happens. We could see this trend taking off around the world when it comes to dealing with thieves in stores.
Not Remorseful
This is one way to say goodbye to your coworkers. We are not saying it’s the right way, but if you hated that job, or you worked with some assholes, then this is one way to say goodbye to them. And by the look of the man in the photo, he isn’t even a little bit remorseful. Something tells us that he had been planning this for a good while.
That bathroom at the building must have been a nightmare. This is a wild story and even a bit funny but goes without saying, this guy is still a jerk.
Those Cats
Ok. This one is hilarious! The 911 dispatcher probably laughed when they heard the cat. But to be honest, cats are terrifying. So, we fully believe that this happened. It’s insane how such small animals can be so evil! What’s wrong with them? They always scratch and bite. We wish we knew how this one ended, but we’re sure the cat someone got away without any consequences. They always do!
This is too funny. We weren't sure what to suspect as we read the transcript for the 911 call, but it all makes complete sense. Cats are evil little demons!
Haircut
This one is tough. On one hand, if the man did something wrong, then he should be arrested. That goes without question. But we also feel like the cops could have at least let the barber finish cutting his hair! It couldn’t have taken that much longer; he was almost done. We know this man in the photo wishes he had been anywhere else other than the barbershop when he got arrested.
You almost feel bad for the guy. He paid for his haircut, only got half of it done, and then got arrested while in the chair. That’s a bad day if you ask us.
Will Take Photos For Food
It's hard to be mad at this photographer. He did a lot of work, he was probably on his feet all day, the least the bride and groom could have done was given the person some food. This is just a matter of being a decent person. At the same time, if the food wasn’t in his contract, then that how It goes. No one is a winner in this story. It’s still funny, though!
Wow. This would have been incredibly awkward to experience as a guest. We’re not even sure how we would have reacted. We would have just kept stuffing our faces with food.
Horses
We can’t believe this is the first we’re hearing of this story. Chances are that it isn’t real, but it would be so good if it was. We’re going to give the horse the benefit of the doubt and say that he was a curious and nice horse, not an evil one that was trying to trample that person. Also, they must be very fast to outpace a horse. That’s amazing.
This is a funny story, but this would be terrifying if it happened in real life. Horses are so big and fast. There is no way that you would be able to get away!
The Name
The craziest thing about this tweet is that it’s not even all that surprising. It seems like something that would happen, and that’s pretty unfortunate. Speaking of unfortunate, this man has to have the worst name in the world! There can’t be anyone alive with a name nearly as bad as his. With a name like that the poor guy probably got picked on a lot during his school years.
This is upsetting, but also pretty believable. Maybe that guy should wear a name tag or carry around little cards that explain his name to people who ask. That may work!
Jack Sparrow
Obviously, what she did is incredibly dangerous and illegal, but it is also pretty badass. She seems like a pretty cool person to hang out with. At least we would like to hang out with her sometime. And maybe she yelled out that she was Jack Sparrow because the Pirate of the Caribbean movies is her favorite franchise of all time. Can’t fault her there! Those are some pretty good movies.
People get drunk and turn into the bravest humans alive all the time. So this story is amazing yet somewhat normal.... And how did they even manage to stop her!?
Newspapers
This one makes you wonder what’s going on in some newspapers. Where else would the submarines be? Of course, they will be underwater. That’s how they work! We’re not sure that you can call that hiding. Who knows, maybe China is up to some new sort of technology that the rest of the world has no clue about. That would be something worth investigating. Either way, this is a bad headline.
What are we going to do with these writers? They always make some of the most simple mistakes. A bit of rewording, and this headline would have been easy to understand.
The Eyes
There is such thing as being too drunk, and we’re lucky that someone was able to capture a photo of what that's like. We’re not sure what this guy did, but it may be for his own good that the cops arrested him. Being out and about while that drunk is dangerous. We just can’t stop laughing at this one. Look at his eyes, he's drunk out of his mind.
This photo should serve as a reminder to everyone to limit how much you drink when you go out. Otherwise, you can end up with a horrible mugshot like this.
Dominance
This is one way to get back at your bullies. They would be pretty pissed at you all over again, but after they’ve heard what you’ve done, they probably wouldn’t mess with you again. Look, sometimes you have to teach people a lesson. It’s not always fair or nice, but that’s just the way it goes. People don’t realize how they hurt people until they’ve been put in that position.
This is one busy dude. We’d like to think that this is a joke, but the way the world is, you never really know. Could be all truth and no lies.
Wrong Number
This one doesn’t surprise us at all. No one answers their phone for numbers they don’t recognize. That’s how you get scammed! Even if you are lost in the wilderness for 24 hours, you aren’t going to think to answer the phone from a number that may be a robocall. You just aren’t! But at the same time, if we wanted to get out, we’d be willing to talk to anyone!
We think a lot of people would actually do the same. Hell, they would probably end up just turning off their phone to avoid the call getting through at all.
Immortal
Kidnapping is wrong, but we understand it in this case. We, too, would like to make our pets live forever. If anything on this planet should be immortal, it should be the animals that we love and cherish. They do nothing wrong! So, while we are completely against kidnapping, we’ll have to make an exception in this case. This Florida man was doing the right thing. We want to know if it’s possible!
Florida is at it again. This time we can get on board with what he was doing. This time it seems like there was an as good and genuine reason for the strange antics.
Thomas
That’s a hell of a life. This goose died an absolute legend. The numbers are insane. 68 babies! 40 years of life for a goose! And then on top of that, he was in a love triangle while being blind. This goose is the kind of inspiration people need. If he didn’t let anything get in the way of living his best life, then why should we. Rest in peace Thomas.
This is kind of amazing. We’ve never really been interested in the social lives of birds, but now we’re kind of curious to know if they are all this exciting!
Bomb
We think that more people than care to admit have been in this man’s position before. Sometimes food just doesn’t sit right with your stomach, and the bathroom does become an inhabitable place after you’ve been in it. We can understand someone’s nervousness about what he said. Just imagine you’re in the bathroom washing your hands, and then from a stall, you hear a man say he’s about to blow it up.
We just really wish he did not get charged with anything for what seems like a slight misunderstanding. We also hope he got to finish using the bathroom before being arrested.
Dwarf
You have to applaud a genius when you see one. For starters, knowing how to start and drive a car at this age is insane. secondly, the ability to be so young and be able to think on your toes like that is amazing. This kid is going places when he gets older. Let’s all just hope that he’s of legal driving age when he does. This is a funny one!
The kid wanted to visit his grandparents! How could you even be mad at that? Grandparents are always the best. We hope they all laughed at this story when they read it.
Deserve It
We are sure there were a lot of men and women in Russia who lost their minds over this sanction, mostly men. Other countries may even start a war if something like this were to happen to them. You have to imagine that if they were not out and campaigning for peace before Pornhub was blocked, they are now. Well, that is one way to get people out on the streets!
We can just imagine all the letters and emails sent to internet providers all over Russia when this happened. But that's what you get when your government starts a bloody war.
Happy Woman
From the look on this happy woman’s face in the police photo, she does not regret what she did one bit. Cheating is wrong! But smashing your husband's testicles is a bit far. She could have done so many other things that would not have landed her in jail. OH well, she’ll have plenty of time in her cell to think of how she’ll react if it ever happens again.
This really sounds super painful. Someone who smiles after doing something like that is not a person that we would want to mess with. She’s the real deal. How scary.
Drugs
Drugs are bad, don't do them! If you do them, you will end up like this man here who believed in an imaginary person, and also believed that he killed that imaginary person. And to no one’s surprise, it happened in Florida. The most insane state in the United States of America. What is going on down there? This is just bizarre, and a reminder to keep away from drugs.
This guy looks like he’s had a rough time. His imaginary friend must have been close to him. We’re sure he felt dumb about this once the drugs wore off.
Karma
Sometimes life works itself out. This is beautiful and proof that karma is real! That puppy that shot this man probably didn’t know what it was doing, or even what the man was doing, but we’re still glad that he put his paw on the trigger. Kill innocent dogs is psycho behavior. He deserves all the bad things coming for him. And we hope those puppies found a kind home to go to.
This man is the definition of a jerk. He should have never been able to be around those poor puppies. Hopefully, this situation worked out in favor of the puppies.
Crane Plane
We would love to give this a try, but we would not want to be around if it came crashing down. That would be bad. How does one even think of doing this? How high do you have to be? Planes are massive, and this crane just picked it up like it’s nothing at all. Someone call Disney World! This would make for an awesome ride in an amusement park.
Just imagine driving by on the freeway and you turn and see this happening. You would probably think that you are dreaming but nope, that's a plane on a crane.
Kanye
Well, if there are people who don’t like Kanye West, they are probably those upset about him being found alive. But if you’re CNN, you have to be embarrassed from making such a big mistake on national tv. Millions of people watch the channel daily, and here they are just making big and obvious mistakes. The intern who did this probably won’t be employed there by the end of the day.
Kanye West isn’t for everybody, but being upset that he’s alive is a little too much. There are haters out there everywhere. Especially when you are one of the best rappers ever.